May 16, 2013

Iceland and me

While any vacationer with some common sense is sunning themselves on an island in the middle of February, I took a trip (under the guise of a hockey tournament) to Iceland. Big_waterfall_3

I will not attempt to repeat what Wikipedia will tell you… but you have to see this place to believe it. Much of the landscape is other worldly; few trees, lava rock everywhere, shifting tectonic plates… and the famous Blue Lagoon. Despite being 22 degrees further north, the weather in Reykjavik was better than it was in Boston both before I left and after I returned.

Sleep is the most precious commodity in Iceland. The bars close at 5 AM and most of the locals come out at 2:30 after drinking at home for a few hours (a Guinness draft is $8.00 plus). At 3:00 AM there are lines out the door of any pub with entertainment (or not). There are 600 policemen in the entire country policing some 300,000 total inhabitants, roughly half of those in the immediate Reykjavik area.

Reykjavik reminded me of the nicest sections of South Portland Maine, but with a mountain view included at no extra cost. While nothing in Iceland is inexpensive (as any island, everything must be shipped or flown in), everything in Iceland is worth seeing or experiencing at least once.

March 7, 2013

The Customer Service Professional… what?

On Tuesday of this week I decided to use some free time for home repair projects. A couple of years ago we replaced both a bathroom and kitchen faucet with lovely to look at Home Depot products that cost much more for a plumber to install than the units themselves cost. It did not take long for one Pegasus faucet plastic soap pump dispenser to fail and a fancy Delta kitchen faucet to leak. To add to the water issue based misery, a Cuisinart coffee grinder/maker began leaking water when pre-set overnight, so we stopped using that feature and made the coffee fresh each morning. It still leaked.

Call #1 was to Pegasus, who could not have been more cordial. When I could not identify the model of the faucet, they asked me to email a photo, recognized the item while still on the phone, and after searching their database for the part (out of stock) decided just to send me a new soap dispenser to match what I had. No question was ever asked when or where it was purchased. When I mentioned I had another issue with a Delta faucet from Home Depot she said Delta could handle that directly and connected me with them on the same call.

Delta was as customer service oriented as Pegasus (a brand name of Home Depot). I identified the faucet and explained there was a leak and asked if there was a fix. Delta never asked where or when I bought the product… they identified a cartridge replacement that would fix it, assured me I would not need a plumber to install it, and had it sent out in the mail the same day.

Both of these calls took a total of 15 minutes and I was knocked out by how helpful both reps were.

Flush with the success of this I called Cuisinart and very politely explained the leaking coffee maker situation. I had looked on line and leaks in these machines were quite common with various solutions suggested. So I asked the male customer service professional for some help for a fix. All Cuisinart wanted to know was the serial number, and once given the helpful rep explained “that is unit is over four years old and the warranty is three years… we do not do repairs, we just replace units, so I cannot replace this one as it out of warranty”.

Translation (as if one is needed): “This is a cheap product made in China, it made it through the short period we expected it to before failing, go buy another one”. No matter how I tried to explain to the rep how two other companies had just handled a similar problem, and if the life span of their products is this short that I would never buy another Cuisinart product ever again, the “customer service” professional was unmoved.

I then sent them an email comparing their service with the two other companies; I asked only for some solutions to repair the unit I had (which cost the same as each of the two faucets did) and to offer me something to keep me buying Cuisinart products. The next day response can be broken down to “sorry, you are out of warranty”.

Three companies. Two completely different results. Pegasus and Delta actually “wowed” me with their customer service. Cuisinart was a lot like dealing with US Air (see the blog piece “US Air’s attempt to End Bankruptcy, $419.80 at a time”).

June 19, 2012

US Air’s attempt to end Bankruptcy, $419.80 at a time.

When is a refundable airline ticket not refundable? I am not sure how many answers there are for this question in reality, but one answer is when purchased through US Air.

At 6:30 PM on May 15th I bought a refundable ticket for the 8:00 Boston-La Guardia shuttle one way… for the low, low price of only $419.80. Before the 8:00 PM flight left Logan I decided not to take the trip and left the gate at the security area. I looked to refund my ticket at the counter, but by 8:00 the counter was closed and there were no US Air employees to be found. So I went on line that evening and requested the refund on the website. This is where the story should end.

On June 8th I received an email from US Air Refunds denying me the credit due, claiming that I took the flight in question. Since I was holding the E-ticket and the actual unused boarding pass in my hands at the time I got the email I was pretty sure they were wrong. Contacting an airline is like trying to reach the White House to leave the latest knock-knock joke with the VP. The US Air website actually lists a phone number for refunds, but the 800 number connects you to sales. The guy who answered the phone actually said “how may I have the luxury of serving you today?” in a tone that was dripping false sincerity.

When told of my plight he poorly and (as I eventually learned) incorrectly explained US Air had no record at all of my purchase of the ticket and no record of me in the system at all, so he could not issue a credit. The confirmation code identifying my ticket was apparently already in re-use for another customer for a flight two weeks in the future.

I then went to Logan Airport (always a pleasant little drive with traffic, a $3.50 tunnel toll and $9.00 parking fee) and spoke with the shift supervisor at the US Air counter. Holding my unused boarding pass, the manager explained that US Air keeps their records for about two days before they archive them to an area she could not access, and thus she could not issue a refund for a charge since they had no record of it in their system. She also said the refund should be requested within two hours of the flight time, which is an interesting policy to have since it is not stated anywhere on the ticket, mentioned at the time of purchase, and does not take into account the counter is closed nearly 50% of the time.

With nowhere to turn, I went back to the people at US Air refunds and sent them a copy of the unused boarding pass. They said the scanners at the gate no longer keep the boarding pass and they give it back to flyers (since when?) and that my pass had been scanned into the system to show I had boarded, and that someone was sitting in my assigned seat (shocker! someone moving to an open seat), and that the manifest did not show a missing passenger (shocker deux; an incorrect count). They have provided me with no proof from the records that my boarding pass was scanned at the gate. If there is a security camera at the gate (which would prove I did not board) they are not admitting it’s existence.

So it is apparently up to me to prove to them I was not on the flight rather than the other way around. I have presented them what I think is a pretty good case.

1) What idiot buys a $420.00 refundable one way ticket at the airport 90 minutes before the flight unless they were never planning on using the ticket?

2) I have a history of buying this ticket nearly once a month for the past two years and having it refunded every time. US Air admits the records indicate that I do this. They asked why, but I told them the answer is not pertinent to the issue. And it is not…

3) I have a credit card receipt from a Logan restaurant with me cashing out at 8:06 PM.

4) I have a credit card receipt from Logan parking showing me using my credit card to pay my parking ticket and leave the airport in Boston at 8:28 PM (remember the flight left at 8:00).

5) I have cell phone records showing me making a call on my cell at 8:20 PM on the evening in question. The calls can be traced by GPS to their origin. This will show they were not made from an airline somewhere over Connecticut.

6) My refund request, made on line, was likely made while the plane was still in the air, and originated from my home computer. US Air could verify this.

US Air’s reaction from their refund rep to all of this: “I will pass the information on to customer relations and someone will get back to you. As far as the refund department is concerned, we have no reason to refund the ticket”.

The promised call from Customer Service did not come on Tuesday as promised, or on Wednesday, and on Thursday I called again and was told they will contact me when they are through “reviewing” the documents. There is no way for me to contact customer relations by phone. You have to email them begging for a phone call, then watch your hair grow.

Late Friday I got a phone call from Mark Wells in Customer Relations, who admitted there were some “discrepancies” in their records, and he would be reviewing them over the weekend and would call me on Monday. True to form, Mark failed to call and instead emailed me late Monday that the refund request would be re-entered. No phone call. No apology. No admittance of error on their part. This turned out to be not all that surprising, because five days later Deana Worth, the “lead” representative for customer service emailed that they were still denying the refund and I should take up the issue with the Refund Department (who had twice denied the claim and told me only Customer Relations could only help me now). Catch 22. Then it came to me as clear as it did to Del Griffith: “While you were calling the airlines, I was calling the Brentwood Inn”. I was wasting my time trying get Discover or US Air to see reason and respond to it… so I called the FAA. After all, if US Air has no idea who is actually on their flights it is a serious security issue for everyone.

The US Department of Transportation’s Jessica Ilich returned my phone call in an hour, took all my info and proof via email, and said they tend to get quicker results than most. Six days later US Air emailed yet again (another faceless name who had not been involved before) and said the refund was not only approved but the money was already credited to my Discover account.

No apology from US Air. No admittance of any error. Nothing done in any manner to smooth over taking a simple refund procedure and turning it into a 7 week nightmare. This airline cannot go out of business soon enough for me.

May 29, 2012

Tired of Tires

And now a few hundred words on NTB (National Tire and Battery) in Waltham, who have managed to expand the variety of car services they offer but have failed to build a motel on site, as it now takes an overnight stay to get your car back for even the most simple procedures.

I made a 11 AM appointment on a Monday to have an oil change and tire rotation for the very low price of $21.00… which is a nice deal compared to a Valvoline, who charges a minimum of $34.00 with a coupon for an oil change… but more on them a little later.

I arrived at 10:50 AM, the store was empty, and the service guy asked if I wanted a “free alignment check while we were at it?” (Sure). Did I want synthetic oil as it was also on sale? (No, thanks). I took a seat in the lounge, where there is a TV, bad coffee, several recent car magazines and bathrooms. After reading every magazine on two end tables, watching more morning TV than I can hold down, and four trips to the bathroom, I asked where my car was, as it had been an hour already. The NTB guy then brought out my engine air filter ($24.00 please) and cabin air filter ($43.00 please) and explained how they needed to be changed. Reminding them that I had asked for a tire rotation and oil change only I declined the service and returned to the lounge.

Crawling out of my skin at 12:22, 90 minutes after I had brought in the car, I asked again where it was. The service guy said “let me go check” and brought it out, handing me a receipt for the quoted price with a listing of “recommended” services required. One of these was for four new struts. When I asked if they were leaking or showing signs of wear he said “no…” and explained it was because the car had so many miles on it. Carrying this logic forward I should likely replace every moving part on the car. What the billing did not have on it was the free review of the front wheel alignment they suggested I get. When asked why he said “you were in a hurry for the car, so we did not do it”. Apparently not waiting to wait more than 90 minutes for an oil change and tire rotation put me in the “pushy customer” category.

The next day this pushy customer went to the NTB website area for feedback and gave them the above written story. The next day the manager from NTB Waltham called me and apologized for the service time, explaining they were busy (they were not), the car had to be moved from one lift to another for the alignment check (something they did NOT do), and he offered a free oil change at another date.

This guy (his name was Bob) was trying to do the right thing without actually admitting there was is no reason a 15 minute procedure should ever take 90 minutes without gross incompetence being involved. He said he had been the new manager of the store for a couple of weeks and this was not how they usually worked.

Now I have a long memory. I actually bought the tires on this car from NTB 18 months ago… and have done business here off and on for years (shame on me). The service here is almost consistently bad. Not more than three years ago they were so short staffed on a day I was there, I ended up answering the NTB phones for them as no employee was picking them up. I was losing my sanity listening to them constantly ringing until the potential customers hung up, only to immediately call back again. I took down customer names and numbers and told them someone would get right back to them. At somewhere past the three hour mark I can recall calling the NTB main office and demanding the cell phone number of the regional manager for this location, so I could ask him from the desk of the unit what kind of operation they were running. The secretary would not release his cell phone number and gave me only his email address even when I explained I was answering their phones for them.

I am sure an NTB is very much like a restaurant. When you open it for the first time you either do it right and runs right forever, or it opens badly and never runs well. This one, to my experience, has never run well. It likely never will either.

I ended up telling Bob I would not accept a free oil change until we both knew when I went back there it would not be a bad experience. Unless Bob is planning to live there 24/7 for the next six months, and is not part of the problem himself, go elsewhere.

This leads us to Valvoline…

January 31, 2012

All the News We Can Charge for…

Jason Gay of the Wall Street Journal is a great sportswriter and a very funny guy. He recently tweeted “When did calling a customer service line become the new hitting yourself in the face with a brick?”.

After a few years of being a free service, the NY Times made a decision back in March of 2011 to start charging for their on line service. To entice readers they offered a $.99 a month promotional offer. The catch, if you bothered to notice it, because it was certainly not obvious, is that eventually that rate will morph into a more substantial one and you will be automatically enrolled in it unless you opt out.

By April 2011 the NY Times.com began charging $15.00 a month to all those who signed up for the $.99 trial period. The NY Times knows a large number of people will forget they are signed up, or not realize the price hike, or just through inertia let the charges keep running.

When you add in customer stupidity and trying to do things on line instead of talking with real people, this can get to be profitable. In early May, unaware I was actually still being charged for the on line service (I thought the trial period was up) I signed up again for the service under the same name and same Discover account credit card, but under a different email address than the first time. And to complicate matters I apparently signed up for both on line and cell phone availability which is $35.00 a month. The result? I was now paying $50.00 a month to the NY Times.com for access that was barely used any more than when it was free or $.99 cents. The NY Times had no problem charging my one Discover card under my one name for two separate charges per month because, they claim, they were made from two different email addresses.

Idiot Disclaimer: Anyone with a brain might have noticed these charges on their credit card statement and stopped them right away. I go over ALL my credit statements every month as soon as they arrive in the mail. But for Discover I had wanted to save trees and the environment so I signed up for paperless, electronic statements. Nice idea in theory, bad idea in practice, because you have to open the email, access the site, remember the username and password, and then review the statement. Password? Which one? Username? What did I use? Screw the environment, give me paper statements.

The statements went unread until August, when I removed my head from my rectum and noticed the NY Times.com charges for the past five months. I did the right thing. I called and spoke to a REAL PERSON, and said I did not want the service, never wanted it past the $.99 opening promo, and wanted the charges removed. They laughed and said that was not possible, but they could stop the service for me and asked “What email address did you sign up under?”. When told that I have many email addresses and had no idea which one she asked me to start naming them. It was here I should have told her to look me up by name or payment records… but instead I started listing email addresses and the first one that came up on her screen, she canceled the service for. Canceled the charges for that email address… not for the second email address. The $15.00 month charges continued through 2011 until the day in January 2012 I emerged from my anal cocoon, looked at another Discover statement and saw I was still paying a fee.

Suffice to say NY Times.com customer service does not give a damn about the fact they were charging me $50.00 a month for two services at the same name and to the same credit card. They do not care that when I called to stop service in August they only stopped one of the two services because “you did not tell us to stop both email addresses, only one”. The fact I was unaware of two email addresses being used, that they would not cross reference names and types of payments, and only go by email address, and that they do not care one whit because they already have the money, was information that has only recently come to realization. No one at three levels of customer service at the NY Times.com was impressed with my continual recitation of the phrase “class action lawsuit”, which, if I was a lawyer and knew anything at all about the law, is what I think I have here.

Stymied, but not defeated, I posted this blog in a complaint to the NY Times. I canceled my Boston Globe for $33.00 a month since the money goes to the Times, and filed a complaint with the AG office here in Massachusetts. Discover is disputing 6 months of the bills for me (as far back as they can go).

So what happened? Four days after receiving the blog copy Times.com customer service emailed me, asking me to call a specific person and extension. When I did call the person had no idea of the circumstances and clearly had not read my complaint but only knew I had one. After a contemptuous few minutes of dialogue where I made clear I did not want to verbally repeat all of this again just to be stonewalled a fourth time, the customer service rep assured me he would not do that and asked me to repeat the entire story.

After listening to me without interruption, (and without my using the words “class action lawsuit”), he then said he would credit the entire amount to the Discover card for all of 2011 (about $320.00). Thus, I must shut up now. Thank you Phil at NY Times customer service.

January 22, 2012

Light and Re-Light My Fire… again and again and again…

My wife loves the look of flickering flames… a little arsonist in the singer perhaps. So her Christmas gift was to get rid of the wood stove inherited with the house and give her something where she could SEE the flame. Which brings me to regale you with yet another bad experience with a local business (actually two local businesses). Buchanan Fireplace in Medford has spent the last month convincing me any success they have in business is by osmosis or fairy dust.

I went to the Medford location in early December with the hope of buying a gas insert fireplace and having it installed before Christmas. The owner Rob Buchanan was working the store and explained the types of units available and handed me a color brochure. As I made notes on the prices, he explained that the installation was extra; $500.00 for a plumber who would pull a permit, and an installation charge that was $450.00 if his employees did it, but he admitted they were booked through Christmas. Rob suggested a third party installer William Moore, guaranteed that the work would be as good as his own, and said Mr Moore charged $500.00 for the installation. $50.00 more would get me a pre-Christmas installation.

The next day I called Rob and confirmed all the info on the phone. $3476.00 for the gas insert, and $1000.00 installation ($500.00 to the plumber, $500.00 to the 3rd party installer). Rob assured me this was the cost, and I set up the installation at that time. I did NOT get a written estimate via email or on paper; Rob seemed like a straight shooting guy. Mistake #1.

The unit was delivered and installed on the day promised (Dec 20th), but the 3rd party installer Bill Moore then presented me with a bill for $625.00 for a $500.00 installation quote, which I paid (Mistake #2). When I contacted Rob about the extra charge he claimed he never made the $500.00 quote and that any problem I had with that price was my problem and I should work it out with Mr Moore. Rob claimed he had no control over Mr Moore at all. Since Rob contracts work out to Mr Moore, and can stop doing this at any time if Mr Moore’s work is substandard or he is overcharging Buchanan customers, I think Rob controls Mr. Moore a great deal. Rob Buchanan has done nothing but backtrack and deny quoting the price at all and asked me “do you have that (quote) in writing?”. He is totally unconcerned about my being overcharged on his quote and has continued to do nothing about this issue other than telling me it is my problem with Mr Moore.

Mr Moore took his $625.00 payment and left the side yard full of empty cardboard boxes, the old flu piping, and some small sharp four sided aluminum squares sticking out of the ground for a dog or kids to walk or fall on. When emailed and asked if he was picking these things up, he responded I could put them out with my trash. Nice! It took a second email to remind him what customer service actually looked like to people before he returned and took away all the trash two days later. When I brought this up to Rob, he again told me it was my issue with Bill Moore (whom he had strongly suggested using as the installer at the first meeting) and none of his business.

The fireplace began malfunctioning right after the new year. The fire comes up but then blows itself out. When we complained to Rob he surprised everyone and came out himself after work (actually he said he would call first before he came out, then he just showed up) and watched the unit keep going out for about 90 minutes, somehow hoping each time he turned it on it might stay on and he could say it was fixed. He said “I will be back with the Regency rep”. One week later… no calls, no date set. I left one message that went unreturned, then a second message two days later asking when this was going to be fixed. I got a phone call from an employee who wanted to show up at 9:00 AM on the next Sunday morning to replace some parts. 9:00 AM Sunday is a nice time to welcome repair folks to the house, don’t you think? Coffee, Sunday paper, strange repairman…

I called Rob to gripe some more but he said he was waiting on a special part that would not be in until Friday, so the earliest the unit could be repaired was Sunday. At that moment it had been weeks since the unit worked. So we set up Tuesday night for the repair, and Rob got real lucky because I had to be out of the house at that time. He showed up without any parts and claimed the unit could be fixed with an adjustment, which he proceeded to make. The unit then worked and temporarily stayed working. Why it took two weeks to get over to make a simple adjustment, and why he made up the story about the part needing to arrive and the rep needing to be involved is just another strange way they do business.

The unit stopped working a month later… blowing itself out again after being on for an hour or two. One such incident where the unit blew out but the blower kept going so alarmed the wife when home alone she ended up calling 911, fearful of a gas leak. A little overkill, but she was scared and liking the unit less and less.

I took the argument directly to the source and called the maker Regency. It was at this point I began to learn the lousy customer service at Buchanan might be preferable to the bluster of the uncaring parent company Regency, located in not so nearby British Columbia. I asked for the head of customer service; I was directed to the head of Technical Sales. When I stated my unhappiness with all things Regency and Buchanan and asked for a return phone call, I got an email instead that they would get the Buchanan side of the story first. Not happy with that I called directly and was told I would get a call back only after they spoke with Buchanan. So I waited for a call… and waited. I got an email the next day stating that involving Regency in this would only delay things further and I should just work with Buchanan, whose explanation of the situation was the only side of the story Regency “customer service” wanted to hear. Oh, and for good measure, this Canadian customer service professional twice inserted into his emails that their “legal team” would review my postings. They uh, sure know how to keep the customers happy eh?

I called again and was told the Technical Sales/ Customer service guy was in the building but I had to leave a voice mail. I asked him to phone me for the third time. He never called. It has been three weeks.

Rob finally came out and went through the unit and declared it working. Only took a couple of months and an Angie’s List posting to make it all happen.

November 3, 2011

We Don’t Sell Cars… We Insult You into Buying Them

Do you believe that a really great car  salesman can likely sell you anything with four wheels with a  few words said in the right order and at the right time?  This is not that story.

In what was turning into a never ending quest for a 2010 Honda Accord V-6 Coupe (a car I decided I had to have so bad I still do not own one two years later) I had moved from web browsing to test drives. After having driven the car at least twice at other places I called ahead to  Herb Chambers Honda in Burlington and asked to speak to the internet manager. She took the call but quickly set me up to stop by and see her  rather than talk numbers over the phone. This was an odd way for an IM to act, but I was in the area and showed up. Mistake #1.

When I arrived I announced I there to see the IM, who not only did not come out to meet me,  she sent out a low level salesman (Amjad) to take me for a test drive in a car I already was familiar with. During  the quick spin around town I let him know I had been looking for awhile, hand already done a test drive twice, and that I once sold new cars for a living.

We returned to his desk and Amjad  started to play salesman rather than return me to the IM. Never knowing what kind of deal I might get I decided to listen to his pitch. When I asked how much the loaded version of this car would be, he wrote the MRSP  (manufacturer’s  retail sticker price) on the contract with a smug look. At that point I stood up, thanked him for his time, and began walking out of the showroom. The salesman stammered “well what are you offering?”. I kept walking out and calmly said “you have not been listening to a word I have said” as I climbed into my car to leave. Now as I closed the car door the salesman said his last two words to me.

“Fuck you”.

Now I had just closed the door and the window was closed and I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt that perhaps he had said “thank you”, but  a glance up at his scowling face made it clear I had heard him correctly.  At this point I rolled down my window and let him know he might regret that last comment.

Once home I detailed out the entire incident on the Herb Chambers feedback website (so many insulted customers they need a website to keep track of them)  and actually got a phone call from the GM of the dealership the following day. He claimed he had never heard the salesman swear ever, apologized, and would ask some questions. The next day the Internet Manager,  who never came out of her office to meet me when I went there specifically to see her the day before,  called back with a comment I must have misheard the salesman and an offer to sell the car at dealer’s cost.

Would having a salesman telling me to fuck off end up  saving me thousands of dollars? Had I discovered a car buying loophole for the ages? Well no, not so much. Two other dealerships beat the price by $2000.00 via their internet manager offers, and I did not have to show up or be cursed out by their bottom rung sales staff to get the offer.

 

May 28, 2011

My Opening Farewell…

When one of my better clients opens a new restaurant I am often asked to visit the unit several times a week for the first month or two so they can gauge how they are doing.  A friend asked if this was overkill, and I assured him it was not…  how a restaurant opens can often make or break how it will do for the rest of its natural born business life.  A well opened store will not only profit, it will run on its own;  after a year you could put Sarah Palin or someone of equal vapidity in charge and it would continue to run well.  Open a store badly and you are forever trying to fix it before you sell it.  Which brings me to two shining examples of both a good, and a bad,  restaurant opening.  I lived through both.

Back in 1983 a very successful one unit pub wanted to open a second unit in another town. With very little bartending experience I applied for a job and got hired for the last possible opening; that of the short shift day bartender. My excitement at being newly employed was tempered somewhat  after finding out that I was supposed to come in early,  set up the bar myself, then work the lunch rush and split tips with the  prima donna main bartender, only to be sent home by 2:00 so she could work alone and make all the money from the regulars from 2-5.   But the store had the right combination of things working for it. A  young general manager looking to keep the old traditions that made the first place successful,  while updating and standardizing the service,  matched with a great hiring of staff who were smart,  caring,  and listened.  Some of them still work there to this day almost 30 years later,  and everyone  made lots of money right from the first day.  Nothing could kill this store…  including an embezzling office manager and the hiring of some GMs  who knew absolutely nothing about restaurant operations outside of how to hold a knife and fork.

The worst opening I was ever associated with came in 1986 with a big national chain restaurant with an Irish sounding name.  After getting out of training I was sent to be the service manager of a new unit in coastal New Jersey  that had just opened the week before doing $90,000 a week (that is in 1986 dollars boys and girls).  This made it the second busiest store in a chain of some 150.  Within six months the store had dropped to $35,000 a week, one GM had been fired, the district manager was on the run, and all of the assistant managers were updating resumes.  How could that happen so quickly?  It was a combination of bad judgment,  bad management,  and just bad hiring, the holy trinity of bad openings.

When this chain opened a new store they took two  trainers from every existing store in the district  manager’s area to work with the new hires. These trainers are typically the two  best employees in the store  and they are on assignment  for a month or more,  putting their old  stores in a bit of a hole until the new unit is up and running and the key employee trainers are then returned.  The trainers were put up in a motel during the training period… they worked very  long days but had a little free time at night.  They were incredibly dedicated, smart, and did this for the good of the company and a little adventure.

About two weeks before the Grand Opening all the trainers got together in a motel room one night after work with some beer and some weed.  In walked the district manager  to find his top 10-12 employees in his entire region smoking a joint in their motel room,  on their time off.

He fired them all.

The existing stores all lost their two  best employees, then had to send two MORE trainers to the new site to take over the training duties.  Now each of the other stores had lost their four best employees and the yet to be opened unit was on their second set of trainers (and not surprisingly they did not have the same desire to work hard that they might have had before the mass dismissal of their pot smoking comrades). The entire district  was in chaos.

The front of the house hires were competent;  they were good looking guys and gals who knew this store would be very busy and they could make lots of money.  The kitchen hires, on the other hand, were not of the same caliber. A lot were inner city kids from nearby Asbury Park without a lot of high volume (or perhaps any) kitchen experience.  The managers  brought in  were promoted from around the local region but all were upset with the company from day one because their bonus compensation was set at the lowest possible level.

None of the test nights went well.  When I got there the unit had just opened to lines outside the door and the kitchen trainers were doing all of the cooking rather than the new hires.  There was massive burnout at the trainer level, followed by equal frustration from the front of the house staff,  as the constant crashing of the kitchen was turning their dreams of buying a new Trans-Am into vague hopes of seeing themselves pulsing down the Garden State Parkway in a Yugo.

I would need a calculator to determine how many people came in to eat here, waited an hour for cold food, came back and gave it another try a few weeks later and waited even longer, then decided this place was not for them.  One guest wrote a complaint letter about his experience and I sent him a dozen roses  and  gift certificates to come back at our expense.  He did return…  and later wrote to thank me while explaining the second experience was worse than the first.

Finally at one point the trainers were sent back home and the unit was left to live (or die) with the new hire kitchen staff.  After another two weeks of one disaster after another,  there finally was one night the kitchen got through a weekend evening without so much as a returned item. The wait staff went back into the kitchen at 11:00 PM and gave the cooks a standing ovation.  It was the high point of my time there.

As the sales volume zoomed south the regional manager accused the district manager, GM and all the assistants of  “managing the store down to a level you could handle” (which I have always thought was a great line). The first GM , who was best friends with the district manager, quit rather than take the blame for the store’s downward spiral from his close buddy (the root cause of the problem).   Eventually the district manager left to open his own restaurant (which failed in less than two years),  taking the second  GM with him.  The trainer firing debacle  was the catalyst of all of this,  but there other reasons the store could not right itself.

What were the assistant managers doing while Rome burned?  Glad you asked.  If you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem, and we were not part of the solution.  The two kitchen managers  were constantly cooking as well as doing more mundane managerial things like, you know, ordering food and doing inventory. Kitchen Manager #1 confessed to collecting kickback checks from the produce company, but said he was not cashing any of them until he was fired because that would be “an integrity issue”.  I believe Washington DC works along these lines.

Kitchen Manager #2, who was married and had a child,  eventually asked a single male prep cook in middle of chopping carrots, “would you like to come live with me?” .

The Bar Manager, who was sleeping with the married head hostess, as well as one of the married female bartenders (who would take her tip money and rent a motel room for them after work) was also having a contest with the head bartender to see who could sleep with the most number of females on the staff.  The head bartender quickly made it a real contest until they revealed to me one night,  after a few beers,  they had slept with pretty much the entire female wait and host staff and started comparing notes at the table.  The bar manager “settled down” with one waitress, but then started letting her close the nights he was, then they  deleted off most of her sales every night while they split the money.

Within  a year a new district manager was hired, and while there was almost nowhere to go but up at this point, the store never came close to it’s initial levels. It remained a store where general managers went to die.  All of the other managers, except me, were sacked.  I was transferred to the highest volume store in the company on Long Island,  where $100,000 weeks were the norm,  and the kitchen never crashed… back to a unit that had opened correctly and just kept running well for years to come no matter who ran it.

May 19, 2011

Dog Day Afternoon

I can remember working in any number of places where,  behind the scenes,  the customer was tolerated rather than appreciated.   The problem is when the employees feel that way and let it show  and the management tolerates it.  When it comes to veterinarians I would like to assume they all love the animals, but the people… not so much. Which brings us to Dr. William Looby’s veterinarian services in Medford MA.

I used the services here since 1990… and never once even met Dr. Looby.  I got  a different vet every time in. The care they give is fine, but the service is horrible. You can make an appointment, but don’t expect to be seen within 20 minutes of the time, even with more than one vet available.

The breaking point for me came when I showed up for a 2:00 appointment but was kept waiting for 25 minutes while the staff chatted themselves silly and not another customer was in the building. After finally having the pet treated   I went to pay out and the surly receptionist told me they did not take my Discover.  When I asked them to just bill me she snarled “Can’t you leave anything now?”.    I had only been a customer there for 17 years at the time.   Apparently paying their vet bills on time for my entire history there did not matter.

When I wrote Dr Looby directly to tell him of his employee’s less than personable manner, he did not apologize or even care that I was thinking of leaving.  Rather he sent me a “nice having you as a customer” and included my dog’s records so I could have them so I could start taking the dog to another vet.  Nice.

April 20, 2011

Rent This Space

How many places actually do what they say they will and do it exactly as  you expect? Taylor Rental  (at least here in Arlington) is one of the few in that category. The staff is friendly, they instruct you on what you need to know, and they do exactly what they commit to.  Back in  ’01  I rented a tent, tables and chairs for an 80th birthday party for my mom. They showed up on time to put up the tent, brought all the proper items as ordered,  then  came back two days later and took down the tent with no damage to anything in the yard.
I have rented other items there since and they are more than lenient with the return time parameters and steer you towards the equipment that will get the job done as easily as possible for the lowest cost… and thrown in some very useful advice on how to best use the gear or do the job.
This is so rare an occurrence for me it merits a rave review.
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